me:he's doing some athletic shit
    me:and omg look at that butt

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

nonbinaryeldritchhorror:

ok no but imagine gay cowboys that aren’t “sad about bein gay” cowboys blushing w/ boots going ”i want u to be my partner, partner” “but i AM your partner, partner” “no but like i want you t be my partner partner, partner” “*low whistle* *tips brim of hat to cover blush* well howdy doody” “is that a yeS??? ??” 

IT WOULD BE CUTE OK…. 

sparkafterdark:

sparkafterdark:

I can go from

little house on the prairie girl

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To

Captain on the high seas

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In 10 seconds or you get your gender roles free.

Here it is, literally the sole reason for my tumblr popularity

mirror:

I still laugh whenever I remember that the reason there was a whole section in Goblet of Fire dedicated to Hermione explaining the correct pronunciation of her name to Viktor Krum was because JK Rowling had found out there were actually people out there calling her character “Hermy One”